Communique from the Unitarian Jihad
Tired of fundamentalist groups in the US getting all the attention, the Unitarian Jihad has decided to fight back!
Man, it just doesn't get any better than using the IED of truth to explode the SUV of domatic expression.
Classified under: religion, politics
Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States! Too long has your attention been waylaid by the bright baubles of extremist thought. Too long have fundamentalist yahoos of all religions (except Buddhism -- 14-5 vote, no abstentions, fundamentalism subcommittee) made your head hurt. Too long have you been buffeted by angry people who think that God talks to them. You have a right to your moderation! You have the power to be calm! We will use the IED of truth to explode the SUV of dogmatic expression!
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.
Man, it just doesn't get any better than using the IED of truth to explode the SUV of domatic expression.
Classified under: religion, politics
posted by Davíd at
10:10 AM
3 Comments:
If that got your blood pumping for a jihad, I suggest that you check ou the Unitarian Name Generator and rebirth yourself for spiritual warfare. I, for example, shall now be called The Sword of Loving Kindness.
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Rob, at April 11, 2005 11:22 AM
Yeah, already did that. I was Brother Dagger of the Short Path. I feel like that's insulting the size of my penis.
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Davíd, at April 11, 2005 7:53 PM
Behold. For you are in the presence of Sibling Sword of Courteous Debate.
By
Mike, at April 12, 2005 11:42 PM
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